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If you collected enough you could felt an entire cat, but that would just be weird(er).
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Crochet brings to mind grandmas making baby booties, blankets, and horrific holiday sweaters. But for the new generation of crocheters on Etsy, ugly sweaters aren't nearly horrific enough not when you can whip up something like this nice crocheted fetus.
This cute little guy is also available as part of a complete "Fetus, Uterus and Vagina Crochet Plush, with Fallopian Tubes and Ovaries, and Vaginal Canal" combo that appears to have been ripped straight out of some dismayingly anatomically accurate rag doll.
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You don't have to sew the teardrop; it forms naturally when you're done.
Crucified bunnies and suicidal bears, oh my! If you're thinking of polishing up your skills in the disturbing crochet arts but aren't sure how your handiwork will be received, just remember: If you make the gift yourself, your friends have to like it. It's a rule.
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