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Conclusion: One has a lot of leeway when one tells jokes at a retirement party. If you know someone who is approaching retirement,[url=http://www.canadagoose.cc/]@#$%& parka[/url], you can first send an email or two which has retirement quotations like retirement is when everyday is Saturday and retirement: goodbye tension, hello pension!. It is a good gesture and gives the sense that you understand what the future retiree is going through.
Again, keep the retiree (future or not) relaxed as much as possible. Make him/her anticipate retirement with a smile and not with a sigh as much as you can. And when the retirement party does come, keep the same light hearted approach, inserting jokes here and there and possibly some gags like the ones mentioned above. Not only will the retiree feel less wary about retirement, he/she will focus more on the people who kept him happy on that bitter sweet day,[url=http://www.louisvuittonoutlet-online.us/]authentic louis @#$%&[/url], especially the one who gave him that weird pink wig.

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